Oh my gosh, my stomach hurts like craaaaazy!! Can you help me out here, if you have any time?

Thanks. You know, I've just ate, and ... I think I have a stomach ache, and ... I think it'll go away with a nice bottle of cider...

Argh... I'm sick!! My gosh, my stomach is killing me...

Hey, the cider is here!!

Thank you sooo much~~ Ahh, this feels sooo goood! You know, you seem like a really nice person! And... I think I have something to tell you. I... don't have a stomach ache actually; I just really wanted to drink some cider. Sorry~!

What? You didn't buy it yet? Sooo Disappointed!