You see...I grew up in a pigsty, so I adopted this habit of making sure everything's pristine. My action figure collection, books, chess pieces are all spotless! That's why I can never leave the house without everything being...squeaky clean and exactly where it needs to be. No dust, no fuss. So...would you?

Good, good... Oh, but I forgot to mention, I don't do it myself... Oh no, never! That's a peon's job. I mean...I'm allergic to dust. Anyways, I have a butler named Steward... He should be around here somewhere. Do you think, you know, it'd be too much for you to fetch him for me?

Hmpf! May your bed be cursed with...with filthy little cockroaches tonight!

Hello. I am Steward, the butler. Is that sir, Joe, indeed, looking for me?

Who does Joe think I am? Even though I am the most experienced servant in this house and have the responsibility of managing it, cleaning is not my job! I will tell you what you can do for Joe. Please talk to me a bit later.

Are you having trouble locating Steward, my butler? Sorry, but I wish I knew which direction to point you toward.